Post nut DOUCHEBAGGERY

Unlike POST-NUT CLARITY, which generally results in productive enhancements in cognitive function and sudden insights, POST-NUT DOUCHEBAGGERY (PND) has a pre-copulatory and pre-copulatory phase:

The pre-copulatory phase, in response to the increasing libido, massive reductions in undesirable personality traits occur ie they are a nicer, friendly version of themselves.

In the post-copulatory phase, immediately after orgasm, an immediate and sudden reoccurrance of whatever personality disorder afflicts. Symptoms include running hot and cold and unpredictable bitch acts.

I hit it with Brock last night and it was all good, now this morning he is being a raging cunt to me. Dude suffers from wicked Post nut DOUCHEBAGGERY...

by Violetly N January 9, 2023

Love Nut

When you’re getting the Gabagoo and say “I love you” as you have a God level orgasm

Amazing healthy boyfriend: You know when I was rearranging your guts, 💦 you love nutted.

Me: what’s a love nut? 😂

Bf: When you uncontrollably said ILOVEYOU at the top of your lungs when I was beatin it from the back n hitting your g spot , rubbing your clit, n biting your ear

Me: 🥲🤤🥰

by Caution Hot Coco January 11, 2023

Deez nuts

da deez nuts that you are the sussy imposter if you say

hey those deez nuts lookin kinda sus bruh

by Deeeeeeez nutsssssssss January 11, 2023

Deez nuts

A term to refer to testicles.

1st person

What are thez (or these) others person deez nuts

by Evan Pocock January 12, 2023

Nut

Jizz, spunk, man-milk, splurge, bust-result, cum, Harvey-Honey, white-piss. You get it.

I nut

by GoatSocks November 20, 2023

Nut

Jizz, spunk, man-milk, splurge, bust-result, cum, Harvey-Honey, white-piss. You get it.

I nut

by GoatSocks November 20, 2023

Dumb nuts

An idiot, a moron, someone who doesn’t listen, a know it all with no street sense, a pain in the ass who wants to run the show who has no experience, a bully who acts like a victim.

Hey dumb nuts shut the door and shut your mouth are you trying to get us arrested

by anonymous November 21, 2023