Cat

The silliest creature known to mankind

Johnathan: "Hey Tim, did you see the breaking bad episode last night?"

Tim: "The cat is a domestic species of small carnivorous mammal. It is the only domesticated species in the family Felidae and is commonly referred to as the domestic cat or house cat to distinguish it from the wild members of the family."

Johnathan: "Bro what the fuck is wrong with you."

by Detailed June 19, 2023

Alley cat

"A very promiscuous women that sleeps around the neighborhood" She runs around the streets and sneaks around

"You know terry? She ain't nothing but a "Alley cat" she slept with so many dudes man!

by Kat411 June 20, 2023

The Battle Cats.

A cool game with cats destroying existence roll cats get cats love cats increase cat popularity increase cat population.

Ginger :Hey I just played The Battle Cats.
Asian :No way I love roll cat.
Peter Griffin: You stupid

by Quenvempona2013 June 24, 2023

Cats

1. Internet rulers

2. adorable.

"man i wish cars/cats were real"

by Bugbo the bug June 28, 2023

cat slap

The generally unwarranted action in which a woman's vagina is subjected to corporeal punishment

My boyfriend just fucking cat slapped me and idk why he thinks it's funny.....

by Morgan Witt June 29, 2023

Cat

Another way to call a women's genitalia.

Get a larger skirt, I can see your cat

by Hiluser May 31, 2024

Catting

When your partner is constantly laying on you, vying for your attention and affection, like a cat. Avoiding responsibilities by prioritizing leisurely affection.

Stop catting hon, we have to get ready to go! You have this habit of catting, instead of getting ready for bed. Someone’s in a catting mood.

by Drdoodles June 3, 2024