the sukiest band in the world. they will never get started. their drummer cant play for shit, she think she can but she aint got the props to play da game wow that was ghetto and the lead singer sounds like a dying monkey. but the guitarist is cool.
by josie October 9, 2003
Get the just another kid mug.iPad kid is a new term used to describe a vast majority of Gen Alpha. The term is used to call some addicted to their iPads. A general iPad kid is a Gen Alpha who spends all day on their iPad playing the hit game ROBLOX or addicted to watching brain-rot Youtube shorts.
by a_guy521 August 22, 2024
Get the iPad Kid mug.The ultimate trump card. When you're down and out it's the last defense you have against people trying to justify your repositioning in society.
Hym "A prime example of the 'I have kids' defense is KRISTI NOEM. In her interview after it was revealed that she shot her own dog, she DESPERATELY tried to employ this defense before being shoved out of the spotlight. 'I'm a mother! I wanna go upies! Not downies! Nooooooooooo!' Heheheheh... And a more recent example is Andrew Tate's interview after getting out recently. 'I have kids! I'm supposed to be able to do whatever I want! Anything and everything is justifiable when you have kids!' Ha! It's ALWAYS THE CASE! He stole? He had to steal for the kids! Why does policy need to change? The kids? Why did we bomb those kids? The kids of course. But your kids are just you. Nothing changed when you had them. Maybe, socially, you moved into the class of people that other people have to give a shit about by way of extension. That's not real a change though. Your kids = You. Their inflated value exists only in relationship to you. Saying 'MY kids are more important than anything' is no different that saying 'I'm more important than anything.' You. Same thing."
by Hym Iam August 24, 2024
Get the The 'I have kids' defense mug.A Roblox Kid is a kid who is addicted to playing a block game and needs a life. They can't get bitches because they stay on their iPad all day trying to get korblox and stitch face.
Starter Kit
- Pal's Hair
- Fake Headless
- Rainbow Cape
- A army of tryhards
- Friends with every oder
- Bitches: 0
- Respect: 5/10
- Oder himself
- Sword
- Ban Hammer
- Bloxy Cola
- Chezzburger
- iPad
Starter Kit
- Pal's Hair
- Fake Headless
- Rainbow Cape
- A army of tryhards
- Friends with every oder
- Bitches: 0
- Respect: 5/10
- Oder himself
- Sword
- Ban Hammer
- Bloxy Cola
- Chezzburger
- iPad
by popwizard September 5, 2024
Get the Roblox Kid mug.Kids who played Minecraft back when it was super popular, before Tommy "Intuit" Innit sent his British goons out to take over Mojang's HQ. Minecraft kids are usually slightly overweight, pale as hell, wear prescription glasses, and always have the name "Alex," which they practically invented. They are usually found in caves, in-game or real life, trying to find diamonds.
Alex: I love Minecwaft!
Alex: Me too! Let's go mine for some diamonds.
Alex: I nearwy got all of da diamond awmor.
Alex: Me four. I have spare diamonds so we can cwaft them into some diamond awmor.
Alex, 15 years later: I sure was one of them Minecraft kids.
Alex, 15 years later: Me too.
Alex, 15 years later: Me three.
Alex, 15 years later: Me four.
Alex: Me too! Let's go mine for some diamonds.
Alex: I nearwy got all of da diamond awmor.
Alex: Me four. I have spare diamonds so we can cwaft them into some diamond awmor.
Alex, 15 years later: I sure was one of them Minecraft kids.
Alex, 15 years later: Me too.
Alex, 15 years later: Me three.
Alex, 15 years later: Me four.
by Eggego September 9, 2024
Get the Minecraft Kid mug.A kid who is physically glued to their chromebook and most likely chronically online. They are also usually lunch runners, and also extremely cringe.
Sometimes they will walk up to you and try and shake your hand saying “salutations! can i steal your soul??”
additionally, if the teacher asks the chromebook kid to close their chromebook they will do one of two things: rage out like a cocomelon kid deprived of their ipad, or have a full blown mental breakdown.
Sometimes they will walk up to you and try and shake your hand saying “salutations! can i steal your soul??”
additionally, if the teacher asks the chromebook kid to close their chromebook they will do one of two things: rage out like a cocomelon kid deprived of their ipad, or have a full blown mental breakdown.
by skibussy toolet October 1, 2024
Get the Chromebook Kid mug.A young teenager (13-15) or preteen (10-12). The word can be spelled without the hyphen and used interchangeably with semi-child
I am a 13-year-old semi-kid.
by the random. October 26, 2024
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