by Brygan January 27, 2024
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Person A: Ah damn my Dazai Osamu ran away again
Person B: Just wait a few days, he’ll come back eventually
Person B: Just wait a few days, he’ll come back eventually
by CrystalLily14 February 6, 2024
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Get the Sam Osgood mug.aniyah aniyah eyes like the playa (beach in espanol)
skin golden brown like princess raya
she won't put up with no liar
she loves to sing, she loves to dance,
but unless you look like kale sparks,
you don't even stand a chance
her hair is very versatile
and im sure if you tell her this, she'll crack a smile
she wants to grow up to be a nurse
so that she can save people from being in a hearse
she has a big heart and is loyal like a pet,
so she will forgive, but never forget.
skin golden brown like princess raya
she won't put up with no liar
she loves to sing, she loves to dance,
but unless you look like kale sparks,
you don't even stand a chance
her hair is very versatile
and im sure if you tell her this, she'll crack a smile
she wants to grow up to be a nurse
so that she can save people from being in a hearse
she has a big heart and is loyal like a pet,
so she will forgive, but never forget.
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guy #2: "oh thats just aniyah osouna, she is my biggest rolemodel and has a heart of gold."
guy #1: "ooo should i ask her out?"
guy #2: "don't even waste your time, you're a 4 at most and she's a 10 at her worst."
guy #2: "oh thats just aniyah osouna, she is my biggest rolemodel and has a heart of gold."
guy #1: "ooo should i ask her out?"
guy #2: "don't even waste your time, you're a 4 at most and she's a 10 at her worst."
by thisone3 November 20, 2023
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Person A: Hey, I hurt my finger. Do you have a spare Dazai Osamu I can use to bandage it?
Person B: Here, use this Dazai. It was in the first aid kit.
Person B: Here, use this Dazai. It was in the first aid kit.
by bumblehouse November 27, 2023
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