Ladera Kids

The most horrible creatures imaginable. Emotionally infantile, self-obsessed, ignorant monsters bred for a life of hedonism by Ladera Moms. They infest and ruin all places within range of their eBikes and skateboards. The girls embody and aspire to dumb blonde stereotypes while the boys are similarly craven to either elitist jock or stoned surfer kakistocracy. No value can be squeezed from the lives of these soulless denizens.

Conversation in Ladera Ranch.
Q: Hey you want to get lunch at Board and Brew?
A: Let’s go down to San Clemente, I don’t want to run into any Ladera Kids at this one?

by Andrew Grey February 5, 2022

garage kid

Girls:
+Appearance
Shoulder length hair
Side bangs
Must have at least two pairs of skinny jeans
Wears Vans & Converse
Must have at least one pair of flats
Must always wear a necklace.

+Intrests
Unicorns
Hello Kitty
Music
Brass Knuckles
Leopard Print
Gloomy Bear

+Boys
Appearance
Hair at least down to your ears
Dark hair
Choppy Type Hair
Bandanas
Tight Pants
Cute Smile

+Intrests
Stripes
Music
Famous Stars & Straps

+Garage Kid Personality
Nice
Happy

+Big Garage Kid Plus
Piercings
Multi Colored Hair

+Garage Kid Talk:
+Use the words
Intense
and
Rad

boy: did you see that garage kid?
other boy: yeah she was intense.

by xxxxxmelissa December 9, 2008

Kid Bling

really sexy

"Wow, that Kid Bling guy sure is sexy"

by KidBling April 8, 2021

umbrella kid

Nice way to say tardy

You are an umbrella kid

by Supsighted September 25, 2020

Scene Kids

Sub group of individuals usually in their teens who listen to rock, indie and electro music. They like to dress very flamboyantly using many bright colours in the clothes and accessories they wear. They will often have facial piercings such as the eyebrow or lip piercing. Can be viewed by others as pretentious, loud and as conformists (even though that is what they say they are against)

They are a bunch of Scene Kids

by guitarkidv1 January 2, 2012

national kid kicking day

on the 10th of October, kick the kid u hate the most
yes u can kick ur little sibling

kid: hey-
you: *kicks kid*
kid: OW WHY'D YOU DO THAT?
you: its national kid kicking day stupid
them: ohhh

by u rlly hate that child dont u? October 7, 2021

The Quiet Kid

They don't really talk. But when they do, you better pray for your family and your life.

The Quiet Kid: "Sir how does a nuclear meltdown begin?"
The Science Teacher: "*explains* why?"
The Quiet Kid: "No reason... Looks like I do have plans after all"
Me: "Oh no"

by The Quiet Kid With an AK47 November 14, 2023