and then I hit my dougie

This is a phrase that is usually said at the end of a worthless story in an attempt to be funny.

Today, I dumped my boyfriend, threw his stuff out, burnt his pictures...and then I hit my dougie

I jumped off a cliff, smashed my brains...and then I hit my dougie

by J'adore UD September 3, 2010

i don't fucking know

An angry expression of ignorance generally used in response to a specific inquiry.

- How do you think the cat got up there?
- I don't fucking know!

by FuckIfIKnow November 26, 2013

i love you but as friend

When she says: "I love you, but as a friend"
You just got in friendzone. You can't escape it's impossible!

It means she can only be your best friend.

A:Hey, happy Valentines day i love you <3

B: I love you too, best friend ! :*

I love you but as friend=friendzone

by ThisGuyIsAwesomeBro February 27, 2017

I Have Two Cocks

A phrase said after crushing an opponent or accomplishing a great feat. Often accompanied by a slowed motion indicating masturbation with parallel cocks.

First used by Soul Caliber IV enthusiast Max Basch of Hampshire College, and henceforth popularized by other gamers of the 5-College Consortium.

"I Have Two Cocks"

Gamer 1: FUCK!
Gamer 2: ZOMG! He just beat you with your best character! ROFLROFLROFL
Gamer 3: I have two coooocks

by Moocowsy July 2, 2009

I see dumb people

A famous quote from the movie "The seventh sense." The plot of the movie revolves around a disturbed boy who tells his counselor, "I see dumb people... and they don't even know they're dumb." In the end, the counselor goes back to his home and finds that he is one of the dumb people the boy was speaking of.

I see dumb people... and they don't even know they're dumb!

by Mark Shackelford November 20, 2007

MEX-i-TALIAN

Someone that is mixed bread with mexican and Italian. They are often known to have a tiny penis with a beer belly. Occasionaly they have 3 balls that are very hairy. They often pop boners around guys, when they get horny.

The MEX-i-TALIAN rode his bike, and poped a boner when he saw the homless guy asking for $.

by Sean puffy dick April 5, 2008

I can't breathe

True of COVID-19 sufferers and of George Floyd. The key phrase at this moment in American history.

"I can't breathe, said Floyd as he was being suffocated. "I can't breathe" thought more than 100,000 victims as they were dying of Covid. "I can't breathe" chanted countless Americans in the streets, protesting enduring police brutality.

by 1v1meinminecraftbattleroyale June 11, 2020