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kape kid

A kape kid desires way fine 10s only.
You know my buddy just broke up with his date and wanted to be a kape kid for the night.
by Nohandle@weather August 30, 2021
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the kid baidu

The gangta version of the man. A hustler, a lover, a fighter and a hart breaker.the best at everything he does and doesn't give a fuck about what people think
The Kid baidu is crazy! He'll beat your ass then take your bitch then her best friend and he will definitely fuck ur mom! stay away he will destroy ur hart!!!
by don't worry999 November 22, 2021
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Trumpet Kid

A Trumpet kid is a internet meme of a child or teenager annoying a girl or female with a trumpet . This internet meme has been memafied multiple times setting a annoying or normal song like the child is playing the song.
That kid is a real annoying kid .
OR.
That kid is a real trumpet kid
by Your_Maker June 5, 2018
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Coach’s Kid Syndrome

Coach’s Kid Syndrome is where the child of a team coach is on the same team and everyone treats them as if they were another coach. Asking practice times, game times, what to wear, what to bring, how to do something etc. instead of asking the real coach. It leads to the child being expectant of people asking things, constantly reminding people, instructing/ordering people around, and over explaining things.
“Why is Penny always telling us what to do? She isn’t the coach.”

“It’s not her fault, she has Coach’s Kid Syndrome.”
by Ratfaced January 10, 2024
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It's not our fault our kids are getting murdered

Yes it is. You could stop doing this and I wouldn't be incentivized to murder your kids but you are both violating my rights and incentivizing it and if you don't stop I am going to murder them.
People "It's not our fault our kids are getting murdered!!"

Hym "Are you stalking are harassing me?"

People "Yes but you can't know anything without me telling you and you can't doing anything about it."

Hym "I can kill your kids about it. Are your stealing my work and cutting me out of the proceeds?"

People "Yes."

Hym "Did I say I was going to murder you kids over it?"

People "Nothing I do to you justifies killing my kids!"

Hym "This justifies the murder of your kids. You chose the child murdered. You made a maximally informed decision, you chose the child murder for yourself, and I was even kind enough to give you plenty of time to change your mind. So, yes. If I murder your kids, it will be your fault. And if I don't murder your kids... It will because your credited and paid me for both my work and the recompense for having violated my rights for years."
by Hym Iam July 21, 2025
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Cool kid

When josh hooks up with a tinder girl or when payne goes to a different state for a junior team.
Josh is a cool kid for hooking up with a 3.
Payne is a cool kid for playing junior c out of state.
by Bubmomsamilf December 6, 2020
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Ipad kid

A child who was given an ipad at a young age, often leading to emotional disregulation, social unawareness, and dissociation from the real world.

These kids often don’t go outside and lack meaningful relationships. They also will often quote memes repeatedly and say generally off putting things.

Stereotypes of this group often include the idea of the tablet being in a bulky case with fingerprints and sticky.
My sister started screaming when her ipad was taken away. I fear she is an ipad kid.
by Cooking_rat August 11, 2024
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