Walking the monkey

Another definition of masturbation or beating your meat

I'll be right back, I'm going to go walk the monkey. I'm back, walking the monkey was easy

by IBleachedMyEyes February 25, 2020

change monkey

A derogatory term for a bank teller or cashier. Also used when you are pissed off at the person acting as "banker" when playing Monopoly.

Sorry I'm late, there's a new change monkey working at the coffee shop.

or

Gimme my change, change monkey!

by ViridianDusk March 15, 2010

Albino sea monkeys

sperm, cum, semen, etc

no i refuse to accept your albino sea monkeys

by sugma1232 December 30, 2022

monkey blaster

When you stick your finger in somebody’s ass then immediately stick it into your ass.

“I heard that Jenny gave Craig a monkey blaster last night after the party!”

by jtown030 May 18, 2024

poopy headed monkey

A person who is homosexual.

Dude, why are you acting so poopy headed monkey-ish around Ryan?

by TeamDarkSci July 08, 2024

sweet monkey balls

A expression to show general joy.

Male: Will you go to prom wih me?
Female: Sure.
Male: Oh sweet monkey balls!

by SupahNautical January 20, 2016

Piss monkey

A monkey of piss if you are a piss monkey you are peeing yourself from being a pussy and you’re built like a monkey therefore you are a piss monkey

Piss monkey.
What?
You’re a piss monkey dumb fuck

by Ghettopickle911 June 22, 2021