An awesome rule, created by Jezus, explained by Barney Stinson in the sitcom How I met your mother.
The rule states that you should always wait three days before calling a girl. The three day rule was invented by Jezus, because he waited three days to resurrect.
Considered the fact that Barney Stinson stands behind this rule, makes the rule Awesome and legen... wait for it... dairy!
The rule states that you should always wait three days before calling a girl. The three day rule was invented by Jezus, because he waited three days to resurrect.
Considered the fact that Barney Stinson stands behind this rule, makes the rule Awesome and legen... wait for it... dairy!
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by Anonymous March 20, 2003
Get the day of defeat mug.National “___” Day is: When a 12 year old creates fake holidays for comedic value or to just attempt to score a girl.
Fake National Days: A fake made-up Holiday commonly made by little ass kids.
1: “Did you hear? It’s National Slap Ass Day!”
2: “No I didn’t hear after all, it’s made up.”
1: “Did you hear? It’s National Slap Ass Day!”
2: “No I didn’t hear after all, it’s made up.”
by The TRUTH MAN December 3, 2020
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Kevin: Do you know what holiday we celebrate on March 14th?
Jim: No, what is that?
Kevin: It's Steak and Blowjob Day!
Jim: No, what is that?
Kevin: It's Steak and Blowjob Day!
by MrJLo1 March 1, 2019
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The day runs from 10am till late, and features about 5 stages, so theres always someone good to listen to.
Plus, theres awesome rides and stuff if you get tired of the mosh environment!
Best day of the year!
The day runs from 10am till late, and features about 5 stages, so theres always someone good to listen to.
Plus, theres awesome rides and stuff if you get tired of the mosh environment!
Best day of the year!
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The official Wiz Khalifa Day started May 4th, ending May 4th yearly. For all to pass gas in an attempt to out stink each other.
The official Wiz Khalifa Day started May 4th, ending May 4th yearly. For all to pass gas in an attempt to out stink each other.
Dude: Damn dude that shit was like super shitty, I couldn't breath for like over 2 minutes? It was definately wiz khalifa day worthy!
Other Dude: I ate Lots of cabbage and beans prior to coming. Must have been the cabbage, I worked hard on my stinch to be called wiz khalifa day worthy..
Dude: Ooooooo weeeeee, ran people off for at least four blocks, that fart sure was worth being called wiz khalifa day!
Other Dude: I ate Lots of cabbage and beans prior to coming. Must have been the cabbage, I worked hard on my stinch to be called wiz khalifa day worthy..
Dude: Ooooooo weeeeee, ran people off for at least four blocks, that fart sure was worth being called wiz khalifa day!
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