White people bro

White people are the best.They consist from Europe and the USA and they have smaller dicks than black people but are still the more superior especially if you go back in time about 150 years.

Today is a white people bro day.

by Ye mums Orange Dragon July 13, 2019

White Trash Suitcase

A 30pack of cheap 3.2% beer.

I have my white trash suitcase packed for the party tonight!

by BigDMoney March 12, 2011

mighty white of you

Foolish phrase used by some to show so-called white superiority. Phrase attributed to the south, and coined during days of slavery. Now sometimes said in a sarcastic manner to people who act as they are superior because of their race.

When Bob threw a nickle into the UNICEF can at the office, and said "Those people should be glad I felt so generous." I said to him "That's mighty white of you ass."

by 524484452 June 2, 2008

thomas white

A complete dickhead who will take his friends away from you and move on too fast

Thomas White was being such a dickhead once we broke up

by Jesskaitlyn May 27, 2018

Great White Shart

When you fart in your pants and a piece of white hard petrified shit squeezes out and gets stuck to your ass hairs for months.

I hadn't shit for weeks, then finally I was laughing so hard I did a Great White Shart.

While performing the Spongebob Donkey Punch on my boyfriend, I munched on a Great White Shart. Mmmm CRUNCHY!

by Soda Pop2 October 16, 2008

riding a white horse

A more polite way of saying you are taking a shit

A wife is calling her husband over the cell phone.
- Hello, darling! Where are you? I've checked the whole house and you're nowhere to be seen.
- Check the bathroom - I'm riding a white horse.
- Why are you so long there?
- I'm having a shy one. Tryin' to pinch one off.

by Murdoc Kylburne February 11, 2018

typical white person

a caucasian male or female who spends time either watching or playing tennis, drinking coffee from starbucks or doing yoga. they either work at a normal day job or are in college getting a degree to be a teacher or nurse, in which they will never use.

"Hey, see that guy over there?"
"Oh, him? He's just a typical white person off to yoga"
"Wow"

by ponybalogna February 3, 2018