Will Downes

Blonde, blue eyed, categorically conservative.
He has lots of materialistic items worth silly money, but it doesn’t count as he got them as “Christmas presents”. He has few requirements in life, the importance of which falls in this order, sex, items personalised with his initials, no responsibility.

Man: hey Will your car just got stolen!
Will Downes: doesn’t matter I’ll just get another, plus I need to go shag
Man: but how can you afford another!
Will Downes: I don’t know about costs I just get things for Christmas *laughs in single child*

by Pearson TearArse May 9, 2022

Dogging Down

When your coming down and getting sleepy from being high, from tripping, or just being awake to long.

Hey man I gotta head home I’m dogging down.

by Jadedjewel January 1, 2022

gucci down

gucci down is a song by the rapper xanman that everyone but nobody has heard of. the lyrics in the beginning are the main thing anyone knows about the song. it has been popular on tiktok once or twice

xanmanfan26767: i feel like 2 chains, u gettin mad, i'm gettin richer! they think i'm bruce wayne, i'm in a foreign with extensions
average person: huh??
xanmanfan26767: the song gucci down, it goes like: ooh i been.. cartier frames on mah eyelids!! i got a bad bih n she brown skin! got gas in the window put a pound in
average person: OH

by laelasaurus January 2, 2022

Upside Down

The Australian's are Upside Down Because they are in Hell.

Look at those Australians they are upside down lmao

by Chernobyl Person January 5, 2022

Trickle Down Orgasm

When one sexual partner is required to self-pleasure themselves due to a failure of their partner, after said partner leaves the room.

Nancy Reagan often suffers from Trickle Down Orgasms, while have sex with Ronny.

by isolated kitten January 5, 2022

Hand-me-down

When you are having sex with a partner and the one on top sips from a drink (cause gravity) and then they slowly release it into the other partners mouth

Yo bro, she gave me a hand-me-down last night! It was so rad, I didn’t have to drink by myself

by Monkeyman132 January 6, 2022

Upside down

When something has it's top face facing downwards.

"I flipped a table and it was upside down"

by Bingler 9000 January 10, 2022