I Tapped Reginald Telmo Valdez Three Times!

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Person 343: I Tapped Reginald Telmo Valdez Three Times!

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025

First time Gay

A homoerotic individual that wants to be the first one to take another individual's virginity

Bro is just a first time Gay over here lined up ready to introduce them to his desires of what he thinks is a good time.

by Debon5 June 26, 2024

Relapsation Time

A short amount of time, be it hours or days, in which you avoid life by falling back into a bad habit and avoid confronting it by telling people you're "relaxing" in your room, when really you're hiding from reality.

"Man Caleb won't come out of his room, says he's got a lot of homework this weekend"
"Nah man, it's just his relapsation time, he's watching all of The West Wing in two days"

by Hickorysmoked April 26, 2015

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

Time

Time is one of the 3 forces of Reality. It is responsible for moving the moment(s) of a sentient beings conscious toward the acceleration of change. Or in other words, the Future. It is also the only force out of the 3 in reality that makes up 3 different parts of a person's consciousness. Those are the Past, Present, and Future.

Where does the time go?

Why does time go by so fast?

by Peace & Tranquility September 12, 2023

Ass-time

An Ash Tray

When you ask someone to pass the ash tray at a rather loud gathering but you say Ass-Time by mistake . As the music cuts out and everyone hears you say it.

by Princess Ninja Duck May 4, 2021

horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies

Toby is always horny, he needs to stop, you cant fuck a goddamn cookie, you stupid fuck. Vampire cookie's energy doesn't mean you can have intercourse with said delicacy.

Me: *being normal*
Toby: HOLY SHIT I WANNA FUCK A COOKIE
Me: WTF
Toby: WHAT KIND OF ENERGY DOES DOG COOKIE GIVE OFF, OMG RIGHT I WANNA FUCK IT.
Me: *searches up "horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies" on urban dictionary*
Picture of toby comes up
Me: stop

by GenderBendr November 12, 2021