Cup n' Smack

When someone does or says something particularly stupid, one pretends to check for a fever as a gesture of false sympathy (or "cupping" their forehead). One then lifts their hand off their forehead and comes back down to smack them in the forehead. Cup 'n Smack is a form of tough love.

My best friend cup n' smacked me after I hooked up with my ex, again.

by the angel of your nightmares * December 17, 2008

bag o' snacks

a task or feat that turns out to be incredibly simple, when originally thought to be difficult or nearly impossible.

Person one: I think I just failed that test.

Person two: Really? But it was totally bag o' snacks.

Person one: You suck.

by apavs February 4, 2010

Smackin' the Sack

1) The act of constantly abusing your genitals to pleasurable thoughts
2) Slang for playing the game of Hacky Sack

1) "Jeff's kinda weird, he says that instead of masturbating, he usually just smacks the sack."
2) Man 1: Hey what are you doing?

Man 2: Nothin' much just smackin' the sack, you want in?

Man 1: Sure!

by TheCyclopsMan December 9, 2011

One-Handed Sack Basket

A more modest method of streaking. Where the streaky holds the testicles and if possible the penis with one hand. If ones testicle and penis combo are too large it may require the two-handed sack basket.

Susie-"Did you see Joe's penis when he was streaking?"

Jamie-"No the bastard pulled the one-handed sack basket."

Susie-"I noticed he has small hands you know what that means!"

by englishhotpocketmaster January 19, 2012

Two-Handed Sack Basket

When the One-Handed Sack Basket is insufficient at covering the testicle and penis combo "this problem is most commonly experienced by black men". It may be necessary to use both hands. This is know as a Two-Handed Sack Basket.

Shaniqua "Daaamn you seen Tyron's dick!"

Sally" No somebitch was usin a Two-Handed Sack Basket. I didn't see shit!"

by englishhotpocketmaster January 19, 2012

salt in his sack

To have courage. To be tough. One who possess intestinal fortitude and resolve.

That cowboy has got some salt in his sack.

You got to have some salt in your sack to do that job!

by Tsunami14 February 20, 2013

slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway

Literally, slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway.

Why the fuck is my computer slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway!?

by DancingWolfs December 12, 2013