Thirsty like a fish 

Real fucking thirsty

I haven't been laid in 14mon's.. I'm thirsty like a fish!

Thirsty like a fish by mrevoix May 3, 2021

Driving like a cowboy 

When you drive to work and someone drives like an out of control cowboy and almost kills himself and everyone around him and then you get to the red light and that asshole is there along side you !! Boy you got far !!!!

Driving like a cowboy gets you nowhere fast !!

Driving like a cowboy by anonymous May 6, 2021

driving like a pussy 

Driving like a pussy is the equivalent to a white mom late to get home to record Real House Wives of Beverly hills and almost killing a pedestrian along the way!

Yous driving like a pussy Christian

driving like a pussy by Macalak May 6, 2021

Cooking like Pozniak

Pulling out and ejaculating on a woman’s Breasts, then spreading your sauce around with your penis before pulling out your chest hair and garnishing your creation in a salt bae fashion

That bird I met off tinder, she’s a bit of a goer, I was was cooking like Pozniak after a first date.

Cooking like Pozniak by VinceVegas May 12, 2021

raining like Seattle 

heavy rain. similar to raining cats and dogs.

Aight dude, i'm gonna take a walk outside, see ya lat- OH MY GOD IT'S RAINING LIKE SEATTLE OVER HERE!

raining like Seattle by AbsoluteHooman89 May 13, 2021

sweet.like.ari 

Talented person that deserves more than what she has and shes better than u

sweet.like.ari Is talented

sweet.like.ari by Yayayayayyayayayaya May 14, 2021

i like pnut 

What you say when someone shoves a SUNshinelollipop on your msn nick. Typically a billy or bile. Not a Wendy.

Girl: sunshinelollipop put that as your nick.
Bile: I like pnut.

i like pnut by Cowgirlnumbertwo May 19, 2021