Full-time position

Was the full-time position I was offered YOUR current position? Because I WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER. It wouldn't take much because you aren't much.

Hym "Because if that's the case you only have your full-time position because the nature of the position was withheld from me. You know that, right? And you're goingvto waste your life doing an inferior job and it isn't going to matter because it's ALSO a MEANINGLESS job. That's your life. Doing a less good job than I would. And if you want the work to get done faster SHOW UP AT 10 LIKE EVERYONE ELSE."

by Hym Iam September 26, 2023

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Time clock

A time clock can't read 4:33 one second before reading 4:22. 11 seconds don't pass in one.

Something about the time clock on the college game was off, since the time was moving a little quick for reality.

by Solid Mantis February 27, 2021

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Wholesome Time

A period of time usually at night from 10 p.m. - 12 a.m. in which everyone gets comfy to talk about wholesome things after getting their asses whooped at work.

“Hey, can we have wholesome time?”
“Bro, totally. I’m bigtired.”

by delanya666 December 19, 2018

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I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it

A meme/song lyric.

Drake: I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it. Uh uh, uh uh.
The guy recording him: Geez, are you busting a move or busting a nut?

Dog: I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it!
(Proceeds to hump mop)

by MalumLibrum958 July 2, 2022

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The Big Time Rush

Requesting during sex that the girl calls you "Gustavo" instead of daddy. Then when about to climax yelling "Its big time rush baby". All is normally done while wearing a reflective safety vest

Matt gave me "The Big Time Rush" last night. He had me call him Gustavo all night and yelled its big time rush baby when he came.

by Bigdaddydumper69 April 15, 2021

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