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brie cum

When a mans pre-cum smells or looks like the cheese "Brie". Thick and gluepy.
Ah man. I got Brie cum all over her tits!
by LooseCanon83 November 10, 2017
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cum

OMG YEEEA I JUST RELEASED MY TRUE POWER BY CUMING
by PoopyNameClassyOrderSus June 28, 2022
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Cum Raider

Someone who goes up to every bloke to see if they'll cum inside her
Did you see Jess's Aunt last night she was a real Cum Raider
by BobShocks December 4, 2017
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Cum

Cum is cum

My dads

I hear them every night
It makes me sad
I cry
And hard
I cry on my cock and balls for lube
While jerking off to Bruce Springsteen
My mommy died and I use the smell of her
ashes ti cum
My grandpa showed me how to jerk off
He called it shower time but really he touched
my butt
He used to put peanut butter in my mouth
and butt crack
And put the sword in my mouth and booty
cheeks
He yelled sometimes
It was really sexy
His wrinkles felt so nice sometimes
My grandma watched
She died once during a shower time and she
came and went at the same time
I found my sisters clitoris finally last night
It took a while
But she yelled " that's not the right hole"
I was sad
I also make cum paintings I am a natural artist

I'M CUMMING…

SO HARRRRDDDD
Cum
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Cum Gum

Bad gum that you chew and it turns watery in your mouth.
Man I bought this new pack of chewing gum and 3 seconds after chewing it it turned into cum gum. Ya know, all watery.
by 80sWordz February 24, 2024
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Cum Hammock

When cum from the penis is attached at the tip of their penis & also on the sexual partner.
“I pulled it out and gave her a cum hammock!”
by toiletwaterdaughter April 29, 2021
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Cum

Why are you looking this up. Go back to your school work. We all know that you are some junior high kid squealing with their friends while typeing this in. Get a life.
You should really learn how to live if you search up cum in school.
by Moon Tides March 26, 2022
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