Ku Cum Klan

The act of being tossed around like a dirty cum sock between the KKK members as they take turns gangbanging you before finishing in a jar. Whoever lasts the shortest period of time has to drink this entire jar of delicious warm beverage.
Deshaun: "Bro I got caught by the OPs last night and they took turns pounding on me, turns out they were playing Ku Cum Klan and one of the niggas started drinking my load, was kinda kinky"
by Samuelthehoe August 11, 2022
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Cum Jockey

Damn she can ride a horse really well, I bet she’s a cum jockey
by Quite fdbwjj October 20, 2019
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Cum Jockeys

People who dick ride someone trying to gain benefit
"Look at those Jackasses defending Elon Musk on twitter like they're going to get something from it"
"What a bunch of Cum Jockeys"
by CockPeener June 01, 2021
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Cum Jockey

An individual that REALLY enjoys riding people during intercourse. Essentially, they milk their lover like a horse.
Person 1: My buddy Cole is a HUGE Cum Jockey
Person 2: Really, COLE is?!
Person 1: Yeah dude he rode me into the sunset last week
by Horse Tranquilizer Guy April 06, 2024
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Cum Credit

. Cum Credit: A hypothetical currency where orgasms replace money, and pleasure is the ultimate trade-off.
2. Cum Credit: A steamy exchange system where every orgasm is a deposit, and satisfaction is the ultimate form of wealth.

3. Cum Credit: A lust-driven economy where pleasure is the currency and every intense moment is a transaction.
1. Example: "Keep that up, and you'll be rolling in Cum Credit by the end of the night."
2. For instance, "You’re running a deficit—better start earning some Cum Credit tonight
3. "You’re a little behind on your payments, so I’ll gladly accept some Cum Credit to settle the balance
by White Devil 👿 January 25, 2025
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Jacket Cum

When the white fluff or particles of a brand new jacket or hoodie land on your pants and then there is so much that it looks like a cum stain.
After buying a new jacket, a found loads of jacket cum on my pants the next day.
by The Sloth Milk March 24, 2015
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A Cummings

Don't be a Cummings, who do you think you are, driving across the country like that.
by AlexC MeMe Snank May 26, 2020
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