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feeling like a bag of mashed potatoes

(verb) definition: when you feel like collapsing from exhaustion or soreness.
“i just got done with practice and i’m feeling like a bag of mashed potatoes
by softballslut2000 November 25, 2020
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chopped up like a bag of dough

A woman with a HUGE ASS. The kind that you can't look away from if you wanted to.
Damn son! Look at dat ass!
Shawty chopped up like a bag of dough!
by Jtizzle01 February 8, 2010
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douche] bagging [bitch

by L November 29, 2003
mugGet the douche] bagging [bitchmug.
That feeling you'd get looking into a bag of bloody cut out assholes that is intensified by the smell of shit.

Your so ugly that:
When you look at them you find it impossible to get aroused in the least.
People who have been told all their life they are disgusting pigs look upon you and are grateful.
Your Mom avoids family holidays so as not to have to hug you.
You have a stamp on you drivers license that says "NO PHOTO AVAILABLE"
That woman is homelier than a bag full of assholes!!
by Englethrope B Squeebe January 10, 2008
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This is a severe condition in which the infected is incapable of spitting "game" at the opposite sex. Symptoms include loss of speech when attractive female approaches, temporary weakening of one's spine and loss of backbone (i.e. courage), loss of all communication skills when around the opposite sex, hyperventilating, excessive sweating, jitters, stuttering, and outbursts of loud inaudible speech. In the most severe of cases the infected is prone to getting game "spat" at him. This disease only affects males.
Yo, son I heard Gunlee got that FBS Syndrome.

Ya, he does man last week some girl asked HIM to prom, got HIS digits, bought HIS dinner, and walked HIM home.

Wait doesn't that girl have a boyfriend, oh Gunlee just got played....that darn FBS Syndrome (Female Bagged Syndrome).
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Do we need a sleeping bag for the presentation

when you dumbass fat friend asks the teacher in class if we need a sleeping bag for our presentation about africa.
by Jabrill combey June 1, 2017
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Irish Wake Tea Bag

Filling your dead friend's mouth with whiskey and tea bagging them at the funeral.
Patrick's funeral is today, I shaved my balls and got 25 year old whiskey for him. Can't wait to give him a proper Irish Wake Tea Bag.
by Justin The Almighty November 21, 2018
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