Cum & Cry

When you cry right after an orgasm, often due to extreme regret.

*Man, I had a great streak on nofap
-So... what happened?
*I lost
-Did you cum & cry
*Definitely

by Fakeville May 5, 2019

Cum and Ball

When you cum in the air and catch it in your mouth, much like the children's toy "cup and ball" where you try to catch the ball in a cup attached by a string.

Man why would I ever need to play cup and ball when I can just play Cum and Ball instead?

by D1ngus March 21, 2022

Cum-buchet

It's a trebuchet filled with human and possibly other species's spermium. It was used in th 14th century to gross out people or to make faggots happy by spraying thwm with fresh and warm semen.

Faggot: Oh boy, that cum-buchet is aiming at me, i cannot wait to shower in human and horse cum.

by EzCsanadnakSzol January 27, 2018

Cum

Cum: a word to describe the mayo you find at the bottom of your older brothers sock draw

Person 1: hey can I have some cum on my burger.

Person 2: sure baby cakes ;)

by Eyelc January 1, 2022

Cum shits

When the shit feels so good that you ejaculate

Dude I just had a shit that felt so good I came
Oh yeah, you had the cum shits!

by weasdrgbh September 6, 2022

ball cum

ball cum in a bottle

did you see the ball cum in the bottle?

by ballcumexpert November 22, 2025

Cum Gun

Tis a gun full of male cum. It's pretty weak sauce. Or baby sauce i guess.

"Bro i put that cum gun right to her head and disappointed her so hard."

by DIRTYHARRYBOX June 7, 2018