Croation Cum Sock

Shooting absolutely massive loads into a sock made in Croatia. Then after a long period of time when the sock is hard and crusty, shoving it as deep as you can into a woman's vagina until it eventualy impregnates the woman.

"Barbara really wanted a kid, but didn't wan't to deal with the penetration of it all. So I offered her my Croation Cum Sock. Problem solved"

by JamesNewton February 4, 2025

Cum guzzler

your aunt this time (for variety's sake)

your aunt is a Cum guzzler

by qpalzmwoskxneudjcnryfhvbtg March 8, 2023

Cum dumpster

a worthless whore who lets many different guys ejaculate into their pussy or mouth

Hey have you seen the cum dumpster across the street she takes a good load

by exe Syth November 4, 2019

Nigger cum

Another word for oil and other sticky black substances

Person 1: oh shit that oil tanker just blew up
Person 2. Dont you mean that nigger cum tanker?

by randombullshit99 January 20, 2024

scraby-cum

A type of cum so sharp it gives you a scrab, or causes a scrabbydy

Your scraby-cum made me a scrabbydy on my knee

by ScrabbydyDoo January 6, 2021

cum-wuzzats

The disorientation and mental confusion one feels after a particular intense sexual session.

"huh? Um... Sorry, I just have a case of the cum-wuzzats. He was magnificent."

by Funcundo August 5, 2016

Cum dumpster

A candy with a gel or liquid center that oozes into your mouth when you bite into it.

Lemme have one of those candies. Uhhhhhh what the fuck is this?!? Now I don't know whether to spit or swallow. Get this cum dumpster out of my mouth..... that's sick!!!

by UrbanDic007amm August 26, 2017