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Jack II

Jack II is a babbly fatty with a flabby flatty. He eats like mouse but does not respect mouse of house. Even though he and mouse alike, he don't mouse a like.

He will not eat apples unless formed into a dessert. One would ask "how you like dem apples?" and he will say: "medium rare with attentive care, no sweetness should spare, I want to shart my underwear."

Mr. Derulo will then ask: "Wachu gon do with that dess-" Jack Interrupts- "NUTZ!!" Mr. Derulo is pissed immediately. Jack pissed immediately. Wet on the chair, stank in the air, Jack does not care. He likes it this way, and he want it that way. Tell me why?

Jack prioritizes protecting his peace but most importantly, his pees.

He is very picky. This boy can find no chill with no finger inside his nose-tril. When he broke both hands, he looked down to his stands. The feet that hold him up physically will be the new tool to hold him up mentally. He was relieved by the length of his toenails as they relieve strain when attacking his inhales. Lucky for his Meghan knees, he preforms this new act with quite an ease.

He says what he does is necessary for his "clean girl aesthetic", though he is truly no more than " ... etic." Pathetic, diabetic, schizophretic ... its an epidemic.
Jack II? I heard from Jason that he is stinky and pathetic.

I ate like a mouse today, I pulled a Jack II.
by Dr. Who's that chick? December 16, 2023
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Jack sparrow

big ass legend, used his pirate trickery in court and won against amber heard.
Jhon - did you hear about amber heard in court
Jim - ye, jack sparrow kicker her ass
by lacky maky December 1, 2022
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Jack

Jack is a funny, caring, and loyal. He is the jokester among a group. But don't underestimate him! He presents himself as an easygoing person, however, he does very well when he puts his mind to it. He is easily lost in thought. Although he speaks a lot, he keeps his biggest troubles guarded, using humor as a shield. Even though he is very energetic, Jack does get tired sometimes and drifts away for a bit. He values friendship and loyalty. One of his pet peeves is lying. Although their being on time is not their strongest trait

Cherish the Jack's in your life!
When is Jack going to be here.
I can't keep a straight face when Jack is around!
by LuneSkipper December 2, 2022
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Jack Muir

Jack Muir is transgender, photosynthesis, bisexual, non-binary, tall, dark, and handsome. He often falls asleep on facetime with his mouth wide open probably thinking of other men's dingaling. He is alpha male, and his only personality trait is a soccer ball. He tries of show off his gains and abs. He only wears a Simpson shirt, nothing else and calls it a fit.
Look at Jack Muir! no but look at tim. His dad is hot asf
by adolf rizzler December 3, 2022
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Breaking Jack

A tv show that's Breaking Bad but it's Jack
I watched the episode of Breaking Jack after Better Call Benji last night.
by Euuuuuphrates December 6, 2022
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jack mccravy

A singer who performs gurt offs at every performance. He loves pooting in coots and performing beastality
Sam: Have you gone to listen to Jack Mccravy recently?
Mollie: Yes! His show was exquisite! He really knows how to put on a show!
Juliet: I agree! Bryce won the gurt- off!
by Tonya Chinc December 12, 2022
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Jack npc

The biggest npc in the world and anytime u talk to him he always replies with the most npc and dry response. Most likely has tried to simp for a girl he has never talked to before. Most likely that girl is in his ela class but hes to shy to actually turn around and talk to
by leng u fam December 12, 2022
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