Squid's dick

A truly loathsome individual, despised by pretty much everybody.

"Did you hear Joe pawned the ring his wife's grandmother left him for money to take to the horse track?"
"I'm not surprised. He's a squid's dick!"

by Mr Fruity May 24, 2016

dick punch

dick punch; (a gesture not an action) made towards boyfriends or exes when they behave inappropriately

"Darren didn't call me last night and bailed on dinner".
"What a douchebag, he deserves a dick punch".

by shanimal101 May 19, 2016

Dick Raisin

A particle of poo that gets stuck in your pee hole after having anal sex. It resembles a raisin and it's stuck in your dick, hence the name.

I tried to take a piss last night after I fucked Cassandra in the ass but my pee hole was blocked by dastardly dick raisin.

by Thestankterpuss June 17, 2016

Dick monkey

Used to offend someone after the other person being a asshole

You are such a fucking Dick monkey

by Vinny Pinto May 3, 2016

dick throat

When you get sick from sucking dick to much. It's very contagious

Kayla do you have "dick throat"

Idk wats that

Wen you get sick from sucking dick to much. It's very contagious

Oh shit I might have that

I'm telling essence

by dick sucking kaylay 78 September 17, 2016

dick distance

The perfect length between two men when their dicks can touch. Like gently brushing the lips of your lover, but like with the holes on your dick.

My dick distance only grew shorter as something else got longer.

by FunkWithALittleSpunk July 29, 2016

Shit in the Dick

When you doing anal and she forgets to wipe her ass and shit goes into your dick

"Ahh shit man!" Says A
"What happened man?" Says B
"I got Shit in the Dick!"

by Nemsisxd January 27, 2018