Brown bag toilet

When you have your water shut off and can’t flush a toilet so you squat over a brown paper bag and poop.

Did you hear the neighbors water is shut off so he is using the brown bag toilet.

by Toe knee October 06, 2021

Brown Jack

(verb)
The act of masturbating while defecating on someone's chest, then ejaculating on the fecal matter once finished.

1. Timmy brown jacked Veronica after a big night on the town.

2. I walked in on him brown jacking his girlfriend.

3. All she wanted for Christmas was a brown jack.

by RichardBachman July 06, 2013

Mighty Brown

The biggest most voluptuous shit you've ever seen.
Provided by McDonalds

Person 1: The mighty browns coming!!!
Person 2: Blows up!

by MightyBrownMan December 07, 2022

Joe Brown Special

We the Female proceeds to bend the male over and insert a strap on dildo into the mans rear end

Wow, I can't believe you let her give you the Joe Brown Special!

by James324 March 12, 2017

Brown F

A brown F is a letter grade less than an A for a person who is desi.

How did you do on the exam?

Desi kid- I got a Brown F.

You failed?!?

Desi kid- might as well have. I got a B+. My parents are going to kill me.

by Frisky dingo May 07, 2013

brown poodle

When one needs to defecate or use the restroom.

I need to see a man about a brown poodle.
Where do I drop off my brown poodle?

by Dr. Dagless July 27, 2008

Brown Starburst

When you have anal sex with a person in the process of going diarrihea.

I can't wait to brown starburst Jess tonight after he has Mexican food.

by DJ Soak N Poke September 23, 2015