A Penis is the thing that went in your mom last night and every other night before your little french frie skinny piece of shit ass was born and then she grew a fucking penis don't believe me listen to this
your mothers got a penis
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You gave your mom a penis you fucking skank slut.
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your mothers got a penis
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You gave your mom a penis you fucking skank slut.
This gif is a description of your mom when she met me
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Johnny: “hey what’s a “third leg penis cum hole?”
James: “idk”
Johnny: “my uncle used his down my throat”
James: “don’t worry, I’m sure it’s just something only men have again”
Johnny: “oh can is see yours?”
James: “OH HELL NAW, FUCK THIS SHIT IM OUT”
James: “idk”
Johnny: “my uncle used his down my throat”
James: “don’t worry, I’m sure it’s just something only men have again”
Johnny: “oh can is see yours?”
James: “OH HELL NAW, FUCK THIS SHIT IM OUT”
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They don't let me tell you things like that. I let them tell you through me, penis is for grown up children over 250 years old. That's 25 in adult years, and 500 in kid or baby years. Any mathematical work is a sign you are too old to penis. If you can't math, you're too young to penis. Holding hands is okay, snuggles are boy boy safe and girl girl safe unless they want to get you pregnant. Babysit no, play mom and or dad no. No is a headshake up then down double blink. Yes is sided shake <°•°> single blink(only for Conartists and criminals)(no feds allowed! Exceptance nothianswer. Cock is a male chicken hen, poultryfish. Not a toy.
They don't let me tell you things like that. I let them tell you through me, penis is for grown up children over 250 years old. That's 25 in adult years, and 500 in kid or baby years. Any mathematical work is a sign you are too old to penis. If you can't math, you're too young to penis. Holding hands is okay, snuggles are boy boy safe and girl girl safe unless they want to get you pregnant. Babysit no, play mom and or dad no. No is a headshake up then down double blink. Yes is sided shake <°•°> single blink(only for Conartists and criminals)(no feds allowed! Exceptance nothianswer. Cock is a male chicken hen, poultryfish. Not a toy.
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