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Mother Fuckin’ Kids

My Mother fuckin’ kids better come home right fuckin now!
by K~Williams April 2, 2022
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kys (the kids version)

Someone who doesn't know what kys (the kids version) means

p1: hey girl im gonna go drive to walmart
p2: ok, kys!
p1: wtf bro u tellin me to kms?? 💀

Someone who DOES know what kys (the kids version) means

p1: hey im gonna drive to walmart
p2: kk, kys!!
p1: i will, ly bbg 👋🏻
by vivsterpng August 13, 2023
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Shinola Kid

Someone who doesn't know the difference between shit and shinola
The Shinola Kid is asking dumb questions again.
by Hugh Jarse January 14, 2004
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Kid Boi

by CaptainSoyBoi July 5, 2018
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scene kid

To be a scene kid, you MUST:

1. Have a ridiculous amount of piercings on random areas on your face

2. Get extensions and dye your hair that looks like a fucking rainbow threw up on it (don't forget to change your hairstyle every 3 to 6 hours)

3. Upload fifty million photos of yourself a day from crazy, stupid angles and abuse the photoshop so you look THE SEXXXX!!

4. Own a shitload of skinny jeans. Who cares if you're suffocating in pants three sizes too small? You look RADD!

5. Go to ALL the local shows, even if you've never heard of them. Also, it's a good idea to act like an attention whore and beat the shit out of someone while you're there cuz you're SO HARDXCORE, picking fights with random strangers.

6. NEVER, EVER leave the house without at least six pounds of eyeliner and fake eyelashes the size of caterpillars. Also, nude lipstick is a necessity, and an insane amount of foundation.

7. Be bisexual and/or atheist. There is no God, because YOU are God. The world revolves around you. Everyone cares and sympathizes with every little fucking detail about your tragic, dramatic, wild life.

8. Believe that you are completely original, even though there are billions of kids just like you trying to fit into the "scene" subculture. It's also good to have a HARDCORE name for yourself, like Andrew Asphyxiate, Marina Massacre, Dana Disaster or Deryk Destruction.
Andrew Asphyxiate: OMFGG MA NEW HAIR IS RADDD IM A SCENE KID

Dana Disaster: MURDER MURDER GUN GUN BANG BANG

Douchebags...
by LittleMissSarcasm April 25, 2010
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green screen kid

A little kid who repost's a video with them hiding in the corner, and then the video proceeds to get more popular than the original video
by ELOISNOWONURBANDICTIONARY March 24, 2024
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Space kid

You dat nigga that don't care about what anybody say all you care bout is how you drip and getting money .
by Elroyjetsonthespacekid October 14, 2019
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