deez nuts.

joe mama

deez nuts.

by hockeyS April 12, 2022

deez nuts

unfunny

guy 1: deez nuts
guy 2: shut up

by no_bitches?? February 3, 2022

Nut

Semen

Boy : "I just busted a nut"
Girl : "you mean I got all your semen in me?"

by Rakii Dii October 24, 2015

nut titty

When you nut and it splashes on your forehead.

Oh no I just nut titty all over me.

by I just SHIT MYSELF C=========3 February 15, 2020

Nut to Nat

The term used when ejaculating to someone called Natalie or Nathaniel

Thomas loves to nut to Nat.

by Connor bastard October 27, 2019

Nuts in the Carrot Cake

To ejaculate into the anal cavity of an individual with red hair.

"Tim really put some Nuts in the carrot cake last night."

by PhonyPhobia November 27, 2024

Nut Nanny

your very own personal testicle care giver. takes care of cleaning, powdering, waxing of your sack. on a a hot humid day she will walk beside you and cradle your balls in her hand while you walk. you dont want to get that annoying rash an your balls. and at the end of the day she will blow you .

god my balls stink today. they could use a waxing too. i cant wait for my Nut Nanny to get here.

by burbman1969 January 13, 2022