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New

Typically used to say that something isn’t old. In this case it’s used as a last name
The last name of some very smart, funny people!
by Leaka October 23, 2019
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Fake news

Formerly used to point out news that is not trustworthy. Since advent of Trumpism Fake news has the meaning: I don't want to hear your facts.
Get your fake news out of my feed.
by Koki69420 September 28, 2022
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New Age Rodeo

A New Age Rodeo, an innovation on a traditional sex prank called, "The Rodeo." A New Rodeo is when you are having sex with a girl doggy style and you face time her best friend or sister, or anyone, and have a nice conversation with them for as long as you can until she pulls off. Nobody has been known to get past the 10 second mark.
"Wow! I was with Stacy's mom last night and pulled A New Age Rodeo on her while face timing conferencing her entire family... it was the best ride of my life!!! And there's too!
by Lana Wols February 23, 2018
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New York goat-cheeser

Someone ,usually a man, who regularly has unprotected anal sex with a female goat of advanced age where he finishes inside the goats anus but continues thrusting until it begins frothing out at which point he proceeds in eating the semen/turd custard that forms.
The other day I stumbled upon that New York goat-cheeser on the wife's side of the family churning butter in the barn.
by Senior_juanjuan March 20, 2025
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A new recipeh is when Ignis from final fantasy busts a nut and makes a recipeh out of dead animals that he just sencelessly murdered for no reason. He will most likely exclaim "That's it!" (busts a nut) "I've come up with a new recipeh!"
His companions have no idea of the busted nut, and just tells him "Love to try it"

Warning; Don't try it. It has most likely a handfull of busted nuts.
Thats it! I've come up with a new recipeh!

Great! Love to try it out!

(tastes)
Busted
by Make some time for a recipeh February 12, 2019
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A New Zealand Welcome

The national greeting in New Zealand that begins with beating your wife and ends with jacking off to Troon porn.
I give my wife a New Zealand Welcome every time dinner is late.
by snorts mcgee April 15, 2023
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New Jersey Fart Missile

A sexual act where a man shoves a dildo backwards into his ass crack backwards and piles up farts so the pressure shoots it out like a rocket, then it shoots into a females mouth
My homeboy gave me a New Jersey Fart Missile and I enjoyed it very much
by New Jersey Homeboy October 14, 2025
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