Shit-lips

A person who has had a fat Italian man's asshole rubbed upon their lips while asleep/high on shrooms.

Nick - "Why do my lips taste like shit?"

Other Guy - "Thats cause mike put his asshole on your lips last night, you dirty Shit-lips"

by Alex bromang March 24, 2008

shit smear

derogatory term for an aloof person

Turn around before you run into the pole you shit smear

by lexi June 30, 2004

Shit jack

The act of shitting in one's hand, and then masturbating with it. (The lonely mans gay sex)

Dude, what took you so long in the shower? ......ah did a good shit jack!

by Nightbiker07 December 17, 2008

shit-eating

when one proceeds to eat ones own shit.

hey man you shit-eating today?

by crazy eyes0327! May 3, 2012

shit taco

taco full of shit, poo, poop, phesis, diareia, ext...

taco bell's tacos ,"shit taco"

by pussy licker man July 27, 2009

Shit Grenade

to punch someone in there ass hole during sex

i gave her the worst shit grenade of her life

by Shit Grenade August 3, 2007

shit piss

Being so aroused you shit and piss yourself simultaneously

"He took a shit piss on the first pair of tits her could find." Sir Cumworthy

by Dan O April 20, 2003