by The funny maker😂 May 22, 2018
Get the jack wack mug.When a male jacks off while talking to his special lady and devours celery to increase his sperm intake.
"Hey man I was using is technic last night with my sexy Amanda"
"Which technic?"
"The Jack, Talk, and Devour technic."
"Which technic?"
"The Jack, Talk, and Devour technic."
by RaeAnne313 May 23, 2018
Get the Jack, Talk, and Devour technic mug.Beat your meat, whack off, give it a good wank, rub one out, give it a good rogering.
Also, to fuck around in a playful fashion. And or serious.
Also, to fuck around in a playful fashion. And or serious.
Jed never listens in class, he's such a jack off.
Roger was feeling spring had sprung and on a whim he ended up jacking off,
Hey Jack off are you looking for trouble?
Roger was feeling spring had sprung and on a whim he ended up jacking off,
Hey Jack off are you looking for trouble?
by Davey Didoe May 26, 2018
Get the jack off mug.Noun ~ A special brerd of vulture, one descendant from jewish culture. Particularly enjoys self pleasuring and being stingy. Large figure in the gay community
by AshizzleMnizzle April 17, 2018
Get the jack alexander jones mug.A guy who has long top teeth that shoot out of his mouth and make him look like a beaver. Pretty special if you ask me.
Some dude: Look at Jack he looks like a rabbit.
Some other dude: Omg we found a wild jack in its natural habitat.
Jack:*bitting on a carrot*
Some dude: he acts like a rabbit but looks like a beaver! Extraordinary!
Some other dude: maybe we should give him a log.
Some other dude: Omg we found a wild jack in its natural habitat.
Jack:*bitting on a carrot*
Some dude: he acts like a rabbit but looks like a beaver! Extraordinary!
Some other dude: maybe we should give him a log.
by Ducknoodlesoup May 29, 2018
Get the Jack mug.A cool guy that lives in the middle of Antarctica, travelling from igloo to igloo every day, travelling with the penguins and polarbears. If you try to look at him while in the snow, it is impossible. He is pale white with light coloured hair, basically an albino black man (Also white).
Hey, jack church.
Hey!
Lets play in the snow!
OK!
Whoa! Where the hell did you go jack church?!?
Im ovvveeeerrrrr hhhheeeeerrrrrreeeeeee!!!
Hey!
Lets play in the snow!
OK!
Whoa! Where the hell did you go jack church?!?
Im ovvveeeerrrrr hhhheeeeerrrrrreeeeeee!!!
by DatUnSmartKid May 30, 2018
Get the jack church mug.A big bear cock boy who has a very lean body he also looks like the retarded dude from cloudy with a chance of meatballs.
by LaurenQuavuis May 31, 2018
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