Cat Crush

Typically done by 40 year old men, the cat crush is a sexual move with a cat. (Normally a house cat, but any type of cat will do) The cat must not be neutered, as you will need the cat to have at least one of their testes.

What the move is, you take your cat, and pin it down on a flat surface, then you take your hand (in a fist shape) and slam it down on your cats ball sack. This will cause immense sexual tension with you and your cat

Stevie gave his cat a nice Cat Crush, he's one hell of a guy!

by Doctor. D, Dinosaur December 11, 2020

cat

not a dog

hey that cat isn't a dog

by not`a`doggo February 18, 2019

Giving the Cat a mouse

The Act of making billions of dollars by doing 1 job

I am Giving the cat a mouse with this Job.

by Coolbluedude30 May 9, 2020

Cat Scratches

Usually used about self-harm cuts that either don't or barely break the skin.

Jack: "I accidentally cut way to deep last night, I think I saw the bone."

Jill: "oh my gosh, I hope you're okay. I can only do cat scratches."

by anonymous November 28, 2024

Cat poop

The simile of toe jam.

Baby Gavin had cat poop between his toes.

by Doff B October 2, 2021

cat baking

when a baby makes cookies for the granny

i love videos of cat baking

by periodwithtrans February 2, 2023

Felix the cat

That ONE cartoon character that people keep about how he was the first balloon in the Macy's Parade, even though he did NOT appear until 1931, and balloons weren't in the parade until 1928.

oH mY gOd fElIx tHe cAt wAs tHe fIrSt bAlLoOn iN tHe mAcY's tHaNkSgIvInG dAy pArAdE - some random idiot on CBS

by SomeRandomGuyWhoFoundThisPlace November 27, 2022