mimi monkey

a gorilla monkey that is very cooll and verh cool and loves to sleep but doens t sleep but very cool

mimi monkey is my friend

by the official cookie boy December 10, 2022

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Monkey

When you see one of these cotton pickers tell them about how you fucked their mom last night

"Hey Jamal, you sure are a monkey!"
Jamal:"fuck off albino"

by I♡hotmonkeys December 12, 2022

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salt monkey

A dirty Caribbean, isn't a person, should die , only lives on the coast, constantly covered in sand or dirt

Jack sparrow is a salt monkey

by Pbdjakfbdkd December 13, 2022

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sewy guy

this monkey stole my balls

by sewy69 December 14, 2022

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monkey tail

When you wait too long to poop and a turd starts to extend past your butthole involuntarily. Similar to a turtle head or a prairie dog, but possibly describing a more severe scenario.

Wait; I gotta call you back from the toilet. I’ve got a monkey tail situation going on.

by mehmet oz December 15, 2022

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A "monkeys paw" is when you're taking a shower and you're out of wash cloths Once you get to washing your ass, you soap up your hand and get down there to clean it all out with that soapy bare hand. You're then left with a clean ass but in return, no matter how much you clean that hand, it feels dirty for the rest of the day.

I cant eat tacos today, I gave myself a Monkey's paw this morning and I forgot which hand it was.

by Dandalorian December 15, 2022

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