Skip to main content

monkey nutz

When Zay M. (deuce) catches a pass on a defender's head
Yo, it's monkey nutz when Zay's in 1on1 coverage, just throw it up to him.
by piperfanclub May 16, 2025
mugGet the monkey nutz mug.

Monkey Bar

When someone shoves a bar of metal up someone's ass, typically in a safe BDSM environment. The bar has to be made of metal for it to be considered a monkey bar. Some have also combined two cans of Arizona iced tea to create a monkey bar, but that is a very rare sight.

Those who do a monkey bar are often given names such as "Vlad the Impaler" to hide their identities.

A monkey bar tends to be on the extreme scale of BDSM activities.
Scenario 1:

Trushula: "Hey, did you hear? Vlad the Impaler shoved a steel bar up my ass. I think its called a monkey bar?"
"Yeah, I love it when Vlad does that. I love it when he monkey bars me."
by alpha-male-wolf-1230 May 18, 2025
mugGet the Monkey Bar mug.

Monkey drama

Person 1: I’m watching a YouTube video on this crazy drama right now!
Person 2: oh man, don’t waste your time on monkey drama!
by SexyWaltuh May 26, 2025
mugGet the Monkey drama mug.

monkey bubble

A phenomenon where, when a girl farts while sitting, the air travels forward between the legs, passes over or into the labial area (“monkey” being slang for vulva), and causes a sensation of bubbling or trapped air.
Girl, I farted in History class and it was total monkey bubble. You should’ve seen the condensation on the seat! I hope Tyler didn’t see, heehee!
by Shugafart69 June 9, 2025
mugGet the monkey bubble mug.

Monkey Cooties

"I can't believe that priest has Monkey Cooties."
mugGet the Monkey Cooties mug.

Monkey

Dang them Monkeys stole my hellcat
by FUCKJEWS&NIGGERS June 18, 2025
mugGet the Monkey mug.

Monkey punch

The act of fucking a bitch and right before she cums hit her behind the ear
I was fucking her doggy style and right before she cummed I monkey punched her
by John Evan’s June 20, 2025
mugGet the Monkey punch mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email