face time pooping

when your taking a shit and you call someone on facetime just to let them know you are taking a shit and were thinking about them. maybe showing them your junk, or even the turd

i was face time pooping last night and no one would answer their phone

by lokoking83 June 24, 2011

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me-time hand

The hand used for masturbating.

You're getting a tattoo on your hand? Is that your me-time hand?

by Bill.yeg January 02, 2019

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Can't Control Time

Can't Control Time is a general phrase people use who are unwilling to accept responsibility for their own faulty time management.

7:30 am
Person A: What are you still doing sleeping Person B, I told you we have to be at the kids school at 7 45?!?
Person B: God, don't get so mad, I can't control time

by DarthFox January 31, 2017

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Sexy Cradle Time

A warm embrace that resembles that of a baby in a cradle, particularly in a room full of people that are uncomfortable.

Marcy and Craig preform sexy cradle time quite often. You’ll just see them off in a corner rocking back and forth

by clapemcheeks May 06, 2022

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