pulling your cunt hairs 

To make a joke. ie "pulling your leg"

Mikey: hey mom. Your looking beautiful today as usual.
Mom: well thank you mikey, and for that you get to stay up past 9:00 tonight.
Mikey: 9:00 that's it? Do you know how to raise kids bitch?
Mom: mikey!! You watch your mouth young man!! For that I'll send your ass to bed extra early!! NOW UPSTAIRS AND IN BED!!
Mikey: calm down mom, I was just "pulling your cunt hairs". Learn how to take a joke for shits sake.
Mom: oh hahaha!! You get your sense of humor from me.

pulling your cunt hairs by God in his humanlyist form September 30, 2012

Old Man Cunt Syndrome 

When someone acts like an old, grumpy cunt.

"Shut up and stop being so childish" "Never mind him, he has Old Man Cunt Syndrome"

Old Man Cunt Syndrome by DRAHNODES October 14, 2013

The Penalty Cunt 

When you and your girlfriend are playing soccer and she starts arguing with the referee "you"...you then take off all of her clothes, lay her down, and then run and penalty kick her in the cunt. Your foot should penetrate the vagina.

My wife was arguing with me while playing soccer...I then gave her " The Penalty Cunt".

The Penalty Cunt by Taco9648 February 1, 2015

cookie cunt 

Someone who pushes cookie on you and tell you it is for a charity

Lisa sell this sucker some cookie you know your the cookie cunt.

cookie cunt by specail_ed December 21, 2008

virtual cunt nugget 

A lame-ass, pre-law-schoolin' white-boy who uses computer genius to make everyone else look like fucktards. He wears a fucked up argyle sweater and has glasses that can see through a brotha's soul. Cracker don't know shit about the streets. Like a Bill Gates kinda mothafucka, covered in vaginal discharge. Also known as a VCN.

Dude 1: What da fucks dat nigga doin?
Dude 2: Shit, that fuckstick's just a virtual cunt nugget.
Dude 1: Word, mothafucka, word.

virtual cunt nugget by duncecapD February 11, 2009

Internet Cunt

Term given to nerdy computer users who become much more aggressive over the internet.

The term can apply to someone who is shy in person, but becomes a baddass on social networking sites.

" Dude Steven's ranting on Facebook again" " Yeah hes being an Internet Cunt"

" George, man, stop. Your being a classic Internet Cunt.

Internet Cunt by Arab Hunter. February 23, 2012

sick cunt 

When u see someone who has OD'ed on steroids and they dance like a faggot while wearing undies, u call em sick cunt.

person 1(sees a mad-lad dancing like a faggot): oi sick cunt who taught you to dance like that and where'd you get the pants like that.
person2(faggot): oi none of your business, we all gonna make it brah !

sick cunt by motherclucker420 April 28, 2022