big dick syndrome

When someone feels they can do something, when infact they cannot.

In the sense that a person with a big dick is dog #1

Ted: why does jebb always insist he can dunk?
Jeff: its not his fault, he has a serious case of Big Dick syndrome.

by Strokeman October 6, 2009

Piss and Moan Syndrome

Piss and Moan Syndrome (or PMS) is the male response to womens hormonal changes and bullshit

"He's a big whiner...he might even have PMS...piss and moan syndrome"

by linenmaster August 20, 2012

The Black Mamba Syndrome

The act of when you are tramatized by a huge black dick and can't function in society. That is forever what you are fixated on and can't stop thinking about it.

Hey Chucho do you have B.M.S. or The Black Mamba Syndrome

by bignickinit May 25, 2009

short man syndrome

usually short men who are in fact pussies, but feel the need to overcompensate everything and act tough to hide thier true pathetic nature

Man that kid matt, who also happens to be a huge twat, has some serious short man syndrome!

by Sum Guy February 11, 2006

cake retention syndrome

what fat fuckers suffer from when they say they have big bones, watter retention, M.E.

look at that fat bitch shes got cake retention.

by dave garnar June 24, 2005

Carnal Tunnel Syndrome

1. The condition whereby a Male Human cannot think straight because he is concentrating on engaging in Coitus.
2. The accusation a Female might make when a Male Human cannot keep his mind on his Honey-do-List.
3. The Medical terminology describing the Hawaiian Disease Lackanookie.
4. A fatal condition Known to inflict Predominately Married Male Humans.
6. Blueballs (slang)

Brad cant play cards tonight, guys. He has Carnal Tunnel Syndrome and said he was going to stick around the house tonight.

/or/
Your going to come down with a severe case of Carnal Tunnel Syndrome this weekend if you dont hurry up and finish planting those flowers.....

by piledriver1000 September 5, 2011

down-syndrome aliens

aliens with down syndrome, that usually live in people's vagina's, preferrably mine

When I run, the down-syndrome aliens fall out of my vagina

by mapu March 29, 2008