2 definitions by linenmaster

HFRM

Hand Fire & Rim Massage. What you receive at a "legitimate" massage parlor. The hand fire is a quick version of jerking off, and is not to be confused with the much slower "hand release." A rim massage is self explanatory. Both can be done independently but work best together. Pronounched "Hef-rum" or "Huff-rum."

"Hey ya know something? I got a quick hand fire and rim massage from that legitimate massage parlor down the street." - Carl

"You gotta love those asians. they give the best HFRM's" - Carl

by linenmaster December 1, 2011

Piss and Moan Syndrome

Piss and Moan Syndrome (or PMS) is the male response to womens hormonal changes and bullshit

"He's a big whiner...he might even have PMS...piss and moan syndrome"

by linenmaster March 31, 2012