Ur Mom

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Jimmy: Hey bro!
Timmy: Ur mom
Jimmy: *dies of cringe*
Bystander: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
Timmy: Ur mom
Bystander: *brutally explodes*

by noSe_Ayuda194 December 24, 2023

when your mom was at my house

we did some crazy stuff in there

when your mom was at my house she was screaming more than you and her combined when she was giving birth.

by itsyab0i April 13, 2017

ur mom

a person with a big ass

i was in bed with ur mom last night

by sus is in jesus July 20, 2022

your mom

your mom is fat btw.

your mom is a really cool word beacause it has been used by Abraham lincon himself

your mom likes cock
your mom is fat
when your mom walks in the room all breaks

by daddyuuu March 9, 2021

the White Mom Association of America

A group of caucasian mother, generally Jewish but not always. Who is overtly involved in there childs social, academic and personal life. So much so they find pleasure in involving themselves in other people's kids lives. There favorite pastime is gossiping, PTA meetings are there soul purpose for living and there childs batmitzvah is the peak of there life, from there it goes down hill, once there child joins BBYO and starts fucking an NJB. Never trust a member and don't become to close because they probably have shit on you that there ready to expose.

"Dude one of the moms from the White Mom Association of America, snitched on me last night for juuling"

by Brittany Bernstein June 10, 2018

your mom

the most efficient way to answer any question. a much needed addition to gen z.

"guys what's answer to q3?"
"your mom

"what were you doing all day?"
"your mom"

"what should we eat?"
"your mom"

by qtqtqtqtq November 22, 2021

your mom

uhhhhh

your mom is so fat that when she jumps the dinosaurs went instinct.

by your mom is fat #fat mom May 2, 2023