Kylers penis

It is a triangular shape with different dimensions on the surface it is a bout the size of ordinary pocket lint and smells like 5 different types of American cheese. it’s cum is the consistency Of Mexican black tar heroin

He is a very nice guy but I think he has Kylers penis

by The big Jew cheese August 23, 2018

Penis

The part of a male's body that feels good when vibrated

Bro, i gave my gf my penis

by DumbGecko43 May 11, 2021

Penis Man

A man who is literally just a dick, much like the oviedo dick monster referred to by the distractible podcast which I recommend.

Person 1: Have you heard of the florida penis man?
Person 2: Oh, you mean the Oviedo dick monster!

by Broman memedude April 6, 2023

Floppy Penis

A floppy penis can be imagined as a uncooked sausage, soft and squishy.

I usually have a Floppy penis when I look at Grandma porn...usually.

by A lil bit of chicken fried November 7, 2019

Papa Bear penis

It's where a man has above average penis.
Like for an example 7" long and 4" in with or 9" and 3" or 8"3.5".
He really has a big papa bear

He really has a papa bear penis

by Mr good advice April 6, 2023

Penis

Something a guy wants to use one day

You want to use your penis for sex yes?

by Leigh Brian King August 8, 2019

stupid penis guy

Me.

I am stupid penis guy

by stupid penis guy November 5, 2023