shit waffle

this is a derogatory term used for anyone who has commited any sort of offense against you

you sir, are a shit waffle

by Tobs July 26, 2005

Shit List

People who you think are crap and/or retarded.

Brandon: Hey I have a date with you ex girlfriend tonight!
Shane: Your totally going on my shit list.

by JudoKick200 July 19, 2011

eat shit

While snowboarding or skiing and wipping out and eating snow.

-"Fuck man, did you see me just ate shit! "

by k-dawg March 19, 2005

Shit Lick

1.An arse licker, loves the taste of shit.
2.Will eat shit for the lowest of reasons.
3.Delta Goodrem

Delta sure is a shit lick

by Sucker1Punch December 26, 2009

Bitch an shit

Someone who complains while taking a dump.

moron bitch an shitting- 'wtf mom. i told you to buy the rippled brand of charmon ultra! WTF. is it so much to ask? GOSH!"

by Megatttt May 27, 2009

shit lipz

When you somebody has a cold sore, fever blister or Herpes on their lip.

Mont: Dayum cuz I see you went crazy Captain Lick Lick on ya Girl

Bob: Man I know that bitch really got me this time

Mont: Shit my nigga that hoe gotta be fucking around cause u got SHIT LIPZ bad ass a motherfucker

Bob: Man it ain't nothing but a lil cold sore it'll go away in a few days

Mont: A few days my ass nigga you stuck for life I'm glad I didn't suck her pussy dry, hope it was good my nigga!

by Rather be Licked December 24, 2006

Scuba-Shit

(v.)- This occurs when one takes a dump and it shoots right out of the anus like a rocket and sinks to the bottom of the toilet bowl, hence the term "scuba." One usually does not have to wipe after this furious anal blast because the exit was so clean.

Your poop scuba dives to the bottom of the toilet bowl and there is no need to wipe, hense Scuba-Shit.

by CadetSmoke November 1, 2006