Not to be confused with the grim "legalese" term for the infamous auto-insurance-fraud procedure, this phrase refers to a totally-positive-and-pleasant action that you employ while interacting with small children. It begins when an eager innocent-minded pint-size comes racing towards you at full speed with a big grin and his arms held out; you therefore hastily reach down and swoop up said hurtling youngster in your arms while simultaneously "doing a quick one-eighty pirouette" to rapidly swing him around with you, as well, so that he doesn't lose much of his accumulated momentum. You then swiftly squat down again and deposit him back on his feet so that he can continue running as if nothing had stopped him or even slowed him down much.
About da only time dat you would not perform a "swoop up and squat down" is if da child either appears to be upset and thus needs comforting, or desires a quickie-cuddle ("To win in life's race, children need plenty of lap time"), in which case you should instead simply sit down and cradle said closeness-craving youngster on yer knee. Be sure to keep in mind, however, dat you may need to spend at least a few minutes at dis endeavor, even if da child merely wants a few seconds of "lovies", since any other observing youngsters in da general vicinity may notice said affectionate clasping and decide dat dey would like a little snuggle-time from you, as well. It's just like if a hot chick is allowing a mushy-hearted fellow to massage her pretty feet, and one or more other nice guys happen by and observe da fun activity; it may cause said girl-loving dudes to experience a sudden misty-eyed craving for cute toes, as well, and so said damsel may therefore be obliged to remain seated there for some time while all of da guys "take turns wif her tootsies", eventually leaving her feet totally "burnished and polished" from having all da callouses rubbed off from her slender soles.
by QuacksO June 8, 2019
Get the swoop up and squat downmug. Tall guy: what kind of situation did you create here? I'm going to beat you to a pulp.
Fat round kid: calm it down! I didn't do shit.
Fat round kid: calm it down! I didn't do shit.
by Capital P February 1, 2018
Get the calm it downmug. by rayz1459 June 29, 2022
Get the Sit-down Comedymug. When your boss or athoritative figure is a bitch to some in the office who is then in turn a bitch to other people in the office which ultimatley creates a really bitchy and unpleasant environment to be in
Trickle down bitchenomics is seriously impacting the mood in the office. Everyone is being such a bitch
by The master debater 69 March 14, 2023
Get the trickle down bitchenomicsmug. by DemonLordDefinition August 29, 2023
Get the Fart me downmug. Having sex with a feminist, who removes your testicules, thus making you a homosexual, and engaging in lewd sex acts.
* no relation to singer/crackhead Bobby Brown
Comes from the song by Frank Zappa
* no relation to singer/crackhead Bobby Brown
Comes from the song by Frank Zappa
After that dyke cut Jim's balls off, he went down like Bobby Brown, and shoved a pineapple up his ass.
by Micklwes June 19, 2008
Get the went down like bobby brownmug. by The_Liberator February 5, 2010
Get the down-theresiesmug.