Cum Slurper

Someone who enjoys sucking dick to the utmost degree.

That girl is quite the cum slurper.

by J P Smoove August 27, 2021

cum sweater

You know that one sweater you have that you just let you girlfriend soak and wipe up your cum after sexual intercourse. Just because you know your shitty aunt gave it to you that one time she ever gave you a gift for anything ever in 10 years. Yep

Oh shit don't touch that that's my cum sweater!

by Jahjahrastamonskeededweedlebop May 27, 2017

nerf cum war

when you play nerf wars but instead of guns you use your cock and cum on your enemies

i went to a playground and asked if they wanted to play nerf cum war i was arrested

by the creator 420 May 07, 2024

Big Booty Gay Bitch Ass Cum Nigga

A nigga who is simply has a big ass and is a gay cum drinker.

Tyrone Is a " Big Booty Gay Bitch Ass Cum Nigga"

by cum slut69 April 23, 2024

CUM U

A variant of Central Michigan University but spelled like it would be Cum University. Due to incest that takes place in Mount Pleasant, the cum at CMU is most likely going into their cousins. Fuck the chips.

Dude, don't go to CUM U. If you cum in a girl there you're cumming where her cousin cummed.

Went to CUM U and saw two cousins fuckin. I thought I was in alabama.

by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 November 13, 2021

swallow my cum

is a misheard phrase non-Arabs hear whenever an Arab say their greetings "salam alaykum" pretty fast.

Arabic man: "Salam alaykum." American woman: "Did he just said to 'swallow my cum'?"

by Zdybs December 02, 2023

Cummed

My EX used to say “you cummed” “Did you cummed” and that would drive me insane cuz, how am i suppose to explain that even if you wanna use Cummed it won’t be possible with Did…
He thought that Cum, Came, Cummed

It’s Cum or Came Cummed is just WRONGGG!

Did you Cummed!

by Blurryfaceangel January 26, 2025