Cum Umbrella: A slang term referring to large, dramatic fake eyelashes worn by women. The exaggerated size and shape of the lashes are humorously likened to an “umbrella,” suggesting they could shield a woman’s eyes from male semen during intimate encounters.
by Cole rivers January 23, 2025
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by miriana68 December 7, 2022
Get the make him cum day mug.A Cum God, or sometimes referred to as a Cum Wizard, or Cum Magician, is a man who is really good at ejaculating.
Brock - My girl asked me how I give her such a good time. I told her, “Cause I’m the Cum God baby.”
Rico - How has she not left you at this point you moron. You must have monster truck meat to be able to still have her.
Brock - It’s Eiffel Tower size when fully hard Rico it’s not rocket science. Life’s easy when you’re the Cum God.
Rico - How has she not left you at this point you moron. You must have monster truck meat to be able to still have her.
Brock - It’s Eiffel Tower size when fully hard Rico it’s not rocket science. Life’s easy when you’re the Cum God.
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David: So Karen, Angel, Ricky, Davidita, are you ready to have a Cum Union tonight?
Ricky and Davidita: Sure....!
Ricky and Davidita: Sure....!
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by skippydinglechalk1 February 19, 2021
Get the strange cum mug.When a chick has a dude or several dudes cum so much in her ass, that squeezing it causes it to leak like a ripe melon.
"After having those three dudes over last night, Cheryl became such a cum melon!"
"Yeah dude. When she sat down, you heard the loud squish coming from her butt hole before she ran off dripping."
"Yeah dude. When she sat down, you heard the loud squish coming from her butt hole before she ran off dripping."
by Dr. Cum Melon January 9, 2020
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