slow as cheese 

When something as slow as cheese.

"Amtrak trains look fast, but they're actually slow as cheese"
"My glasses were on my head the entire time, I really am as slow as cheese."

slow as cheese by glocksucker69 February 28, 2019

Grill This Cheese

Used in two different ways, one way is to show that you have lost interest into something and wish to do something else.
Also used in a way to show defense against someone who mocks you

(Example 1)
Me: Man, this party is straight farm to nug bro, let's grill this cheese
Friend: Ight bro, this place is boring
(Example 2)

Yo i'm really bout to grill this cheese right now if he don't stop talking that bull

Grill This Cheese by Carter720 March 12, 2019

Mean grilled cheese 

An outrageous spectacular supercalifragilisticexpialidocious grilled cheese. Superior to all other grilled cheeses.

Baxter: What’s for dinner?
Trick: I’m making some mean grilled cheeses you want one?
Baxter: yeye

Mean grilled cheese by TuckYourChainz March 13, 2019

Mark Lee cheese

A tall skinny lanky cunt who likes to fuck p7s he is a cheese string and he hits woman and fucks josh

Oh look mark Lee cheese is raping another p7

Mark Lee cheese by Illum7109 April 22, 2019

Off the CHEESE 

Totally mind blowing amazing.

If Chanel asks me to direct a campaign, that shit will be off the CHEESE.

Off the CHEESE by Fashion Week News on Facebook May 28, 2019

Juggle your cheese 

When you are angry at your fellow chef for handling Camembert disrespectfully when it’s a delicate cheese.

Oi mate! Don’t juggle your cheese like that.. You’re gonna upset it’s feeling. Cunt.

Juggle your cheese by Bickerith May 31, 2019

i'm like cheese 

Dude, to be honest... what in the holy name of God compelled you to search up the definition of this?

I'm pretty sure the term, "I'm like cheese" is either used as a way of saying, "I stink" or I burn easily without tanning...I'm either white or red...I'M IRISH!

Oof, dude, just went to the beach and played some volleyball whilst forgetting deodorant and sunscreen; now I'm like cheese!

i'm like cheese by PotterHead uwu July 2, 2019