Cum coat

Cum coat is where you choke your lover with a belt while ejaculating with duct tape wrapped around your penis, then cum on her stomach and repeat the process untill you drench her in cum and make it look like a coat.
Omg kelly, i jizzed on you so much it looks like a cum coat
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Asian glue cum bucket

The act of glueing your partners eyes in a squinted position then when the glue has dryed and she/he can’t see anymore you open her/his mouth and fill her/his mouth full of cum.
Prs 1 - yeah it was awesome
Prs 2 - did you do any cool positions

Prs 1 - we did the Asian glue cum bucket
by Shmlif October 18, 2018
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feisty cum demon

a very annoying child in a public place
look at that feisty cum demon it's running around being loud

dropkick it now
by not-a-cat-eater123 September 15, 2022
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Cum shits

When the shit feels so good that you ejaculate
Dude I just had a shit that felt so good I came
Oh yeah, you had the cum shits!
by weasdrgbh September 07, 2022
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cum mule

A cum mule is a super slut that goes across state lines, fills her whore hole with sperm and transports it safely and discretely back to her town of origin
My girl goes to visit her friends in eastern shore virginia all the time.
She claims to be visiting and spending time with family and friends.
I know the truth shes fucking her friends husband and his buddies
She comes back like nothing happened
Such a dumb dirty Cum Mule
by HorsethePussyFilla December 06, 2017
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car cum house

Dirty hovel with wheels; nary cleaned and commonly used for copulation.
Baby, I really want to take you home, but right now I'm staying in my buddies car cum house.
by darkfeone March 11, 2016
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cum-wuzzats

The disorientation and mental confusion one feels after a particular intense sexual session.
"huh? Um... Sorry, I just have a case of the cum-wuzzats. He was magnificent."
by Funcundo March 09, 2016
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