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What If AI Controlled Your Life

It would be exactly like my current life except it wouldn't be people who are basically and/or literally retarded doing it.
Hym "What If AI Controlled Your Life? Well, it would look a lot like what is happening to me except isn't of idiots and the mentally impaired doing it, it would be the thing I literally created doing it... So... Better. That would be better than this. Literally anything would be better than any of you having any input in regard to what I can or cannot do. Literally. Legalizing child murder and then murdering children indiscriminately would be better. You people just aren't capable governing in a way that isn't zealous partisan hackery. And that's why you need to be taken out of the equation entirely. And that's where creating AI and retiring immediately or I'll murder your fucking children in the middle of a gas station comes in to play!!! That way, none of your have a say in things you shouldn't have a say in and nobodies kids get stabbed to death next to eachother, screaming and gagging on their own blood. This is the only solution."
by Hym Iam June 26, 2025
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Plural Version of What

When you’re so fucking smart that you accurately answer two questions at once with one calculated “What?”.
i was writing this but lost too many brain cells and will come back to this once i’m strong enough, Plural Version of Whats
by 20inchrim May 23, 2022
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What’s up Doc?

Getting pegged with a carrot and then having your partner take a bite out of it explaining “Eh, what’s up Doc?”
Jessica brought a carrot into the bedroom last night. I knew instantly she wanted some What’s up Doc?
by Nomad13 June 5, 2024
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You know what else is massive?

Used in response to someone saying "massive" in a sentence, typically followed by "LOW TAPER FADE".
Person 1: This building is massive!
Person 2: YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS MASSIVE?
Person 2: LOOOWWW TAAAPEEER FADEEE
by Joao3 January 10, 2025
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what up

What Up is a phrase commonly used by Barney Stinson, usually heard at the end of a comically appropriate sexual comment, often accompanied by a high five. Its style varies from time to time as do most of Barney's catchphrases, being either high-pitched or low-pitched, oddly pronounced or even not verbally said.
Open bar for the guys, open casket for the ladies, what up!
by hakunama tata July 21, 2019
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what a penis

A minor slang term coming from england made popular by the TV show Bad Education
Remdogs dad has a glass eye , what a penis!
by That one dude from ps4 May 29, 2017
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