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Public Sampling

Sneaky head in a public space, especially a higher trafficked public space, that whets the appetite for future acts.
We were exploring the gallery and then snuck into a storage room for a little public sampling - just a taste.
by GwebDeez November 8, 2025
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public pig

Men who blatantly check out other women while in a relationship. They are also guilty of sliding into other women’s dm’s and making uncomfortable, perverted comments.
I went through my boyfriend’s phone and found him messaging a bunch of other girls! I’m done with that public pig!
by bitsofbacon November 18, 2025
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Public pole

A male that uses his dih like a pencil (hoe)
“Wow I wouldn’t talk to him he’s like a public pole”
by unicorn.bear10 December 4, 2025
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Pillican

A humorous, mildly insulting slang term used to describe a person who is behaving foolishly, cluelessly, or with misplaced confidence. The word is a hybrid of pelican and pillock, combining the absurd, vacant connotations of pelican with the established British insult pillock.

Etymology & insult context:

Pelican (informal insult): Used jokingly to imply someone looks or acts gormless, awkward, or vacant — often referencing the bird’s ungainly appearance or its large beak, suggesting a lack of awareness rather than stupidity.

Pillock (British slang insult): Refers to a stupid, irritating, or foolish person; mildly offensive but commonly used in a light-hearted or exasperated way.

Pronunciation note:
Pronounced as though a New Zealander is saying pelican, with flattened vowels and relaxed emphasis.

Tone:
Lightly mocking and informal; intended as playful or ironic rather than genuinely aggressive.
He forwarded the wrong attachment to everyone — what a pillican.

Stop being a pillican and read the email properly.
by Webby 86(2) December 15, 2025
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Public Transit

A form of transportation run by a company or government where a train or bus goes on set routes through cities. Shunned by carbrains who only see "yuppies" riding it, while crying about the younger generation wanting free stuff and complaining about too much traffic on their nearby 8-lane freeway.
Normal Person: Let's take Public Transit, it's twice as fast as driving on the 405.

Boomer: I'm not taking the looser cruiser!

Guy who flunked science in high school: I'm not taking Public Transit if it crashes that thing will fold like a tin can and kill us all.

NIMBY who loves to complain about traffic: Why would I take Public Transit when I can drive my car?

American: I'm not taking Public Transit it smells like piss, shit and vomit on a good day.

Carbrain: I'm not taking Public Transit! If you take the time it takes you to drive somewhere then multiply it by 10 you get the time it will take you on the bus. NO THANKS!

Random Urban Dictionary User: Let the Yuppie's take Public Transit I grew up and bought a car.

Normal Person: Are yall fucking deadass my guy.
by URBANist_ January 8, 2026
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Logan Pallin

Also known as the "Turtle Bear", while having a spontaneous tendency to burst into a sprint, this being has the ability to sleep for 23 hours at a time. Usually found in the wilderness of Minnesota, Logan has been spotted on top of various dance floors spanning from Arezzo to Germany. Despite his intimidating stature, he is quite in touch with his emotional side. His triggers include Ingrid Michaelson, anything green, motorinos and the Vatican.
Logan Pallin, stop complaining about going into town 5 times!
by Ajota G July 11, 2011
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Flag Polling

Intensely masturbating while inserting the pole of an American flag to assert territory for the United States into the urethra.
Joe: Don't you ever just want to stick a flag down your urethra?
Terry: Yeah I was flag polling last night.
by SlavicPimp February 10, 2017
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