Mom

Mom, the woman who brought me into the world. Always positive. No matter how many times I hate her, she will always be my best friend at heart. She helped me around a lot for school, she even did homework for me. She provided me with a lot of material things, she worked every day so she could buy them for me. I hope I will be a mother as well as mine. I love you mom.

My mom is my best friend.

by positivegirl May 30, 2020

Jimmy's mom

Jimmy Neutron's mother. The phrase Jimmy's mom is usually said by Carl Wheezer.

"I don't know, maybe we could hang out with Jimmy's mom"

by juice0 November 1, 2022

Nate's momS

Nate does not have a father. He has two mothers. no father. just a couple mothers. no dad. his dad is non-existent when I bring up my dad, Nate gets depressed. sorry Nate, but you have no dad.

English teacher: where did everyone get their Hawaiian shirts for spirit week
ALMOST entire class- my dad gave it to me
Nate- *looks down at nike shirt crying*
Noah- Wearing same sweatshirt again. I like Nate's momS.

by Yert_Yert_Yert May 2, 2018

yer mom

a fat bitch

teacher doing attendance says: "who are we missing?"
student:" YER MOM!!!

by KING3R23 January 27, 2020

trash mom

Worse than a dead beat mom. Gives children up for adoption to start family with new guy. Lives in trash piles so moldy and slimey even Cynthia Silvia Stout would have taken the garbage out. Doesn’t care about well-being of children just wants free food and free place to live.

She has a trash mom.

That trash mom trades sandwiches for sexual favors.

by BitchTitBag July 29, 2021

Yo moms titties

Crack Cocaine

Sernando was smoking yo moms titties

by Sernando January 28, 2021

Mom

Someone who is as nosy as aunty Karen

Mom don’t touch that sock....

by Chonky_Shibe August 5, 2020