your mom

An ugly, fat whale who nobody likes, except for your dad.

Bob: holy shit your mom's fat
Joe: yeah, I knew that already

by Ben Dover #1 September 20, 2022

ur mom

something u say when a person asks u a question or insults u.

dude1 : what r we doing today?

dude 2 : ur mom.

by ur mom maui July 12, 2018

hot pocket mom

Is when you stuff your mothers vagina full of pizza sauce, pepperoni, and cheese then eat it out without using your hands.

Had a hot pocket mom last night, 10/10 would recommend!

by Spacemonke June 26, 2021

mom daddy

The name a toddler calls the parent who is known or capable to perform most (breastfeeding the exemption) parenting tasks in requesting the parent attention. Commonly the 'Most At Home' parent is identified first in order (i.e. Dad mommy).

Mom daddy? can you make me something to eat?

by A Mom Daddy April 21, 2018

MOM EDGY

A type of hair style or clothing worn by a mom so as not to embarrass their children and also acceptable in any professional work environment.

My bartender's new hair style is mom edgy.

by wordminder22 September 28, 2022

Womb moms day

It is the day of the mothers, whose baby’s are still in the mothers womb. The nurturing mother still deserves a celebration for gods sake.

When someone’s baby is still in the womb on Mother’s Day / you: well that’s why I celebrate “womb moms day” on may 15th? For mothers who’s baby is still in the womb dumb fuck😂

by Breddded April 16, 2023

Mom

A cow

your mom is ugly as hell.

by oristi October 5, 2021