crispy mom

Say the crunchy mom life is a little too extreme for you. You can go crispy mom. Pick and choose how crazy you’d like to get with the neo hippieniss.

Crunchy mom 1: omg! Can you believe Emily? She’s such a crispy mom.

Crunchy mom 2: what’s a crispy mom?

Crunchy mom 1: she’s like us but normal because she doesn’t do all the crazy things we do.

by That person he’s mean January 14, 2023

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Herbie’s mom

Takes horse cocks and kicks rocks. Don’t worry about getting cold, the rolls will keep you warm.

Herbie’s mom : Sucks big dicks

by Pfffftttt May 10, 2022

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Acid mom

whenever a fun loving gal loves acid so much she makes it her child

thing 1:bro she going crazy with dat acid
thing2:yea i bet you can call her acid mom

by leisha lia geringer toby rowan December 17, 2019

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Those Moms 👄

The best group of friends a girl could have, addicted to screenshots of poetics.

Those Moms 👄 are the smexiest!

by One of those moms 👄 December 28, 2021

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Mom Respect

The little respect your mother has for your personal life / space. Does whatever the hell she wants, whenever the hell she wants. Very annoying.

Friend: I was taking a massive dump and my mom walked in and asked me what I wanted for dinner after she did her hair.
Friend 2: Yeah, that's a lot of mom respect for you.

by Chinis Chink May 28, 2016

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