Hotness Distortion Coefficient

The degree of inaccurate portrayal in the attractiveness of a woman by pictures of them posted online, typically by the said woman or her friends on sites like facebook. Due to the hotness distortion coefficient, a picture could be an inaccurate gauge of how hot a woman is if you have never met the woman in question irl. The decimal approximation for the value of the HDC is ±1.273

EQUATION TO DETERMINE HOTNESS:
Hotness distortion coefficient(face+tits+ass+overall body shape-fat)/5
=predicted attractiveness based on picture

*all values (eg face, tits, etc.) are taken out of the classic scale of 10

by Dr Grammar December 17, 2011

Hot Bar None

Hot bar none means that a person is so damn hot that nobody can compare or beat that person. Commonly used by males.

Gordon: Damn she is hot bar none
Jack: what?
Gordon: She is so hot that nobody can compare

by usernamesarestupid September 3, 2012

hot cheeto fingers

When you finger a girl while she's on her period.

Yo I hooked up with Shana last night and I didn't know she was on the rag so I ended up with Hot Cheeto fingers!

by Anal_abbey April 25, 2016

Flaming hot donkey

When u put a condom on your penis then pour hot sauce on it and shove it up her ass

I burned her with my flaming hot donkey last night it was wild

by A1.sauce May 11, 2021

hot boonky boont

When you eat spicy food and feel the burn when you fart

That 3 Mile gave me that hot boonky boont

by fidelity March 19, 2015

Hot Air Ballooned

The odor of a fart, released at a lower elevation, is breathed in by another person at a higher elevation. The warm methane emitted from your anus rises, thus creating a similar effect as a hot air balloon.

"Derek was dry heaving on the deck, because Cory hot air ballooned him"

by Dub75 July 13, 2012

crazy hot paradox

Originating in the show Workaholics, when a girl is extremely attractive to the point where actions or comments that are crazy seem funny or quirky due to the hotness of the female.

Male 1: My girlfriend is so funny man, just the other day she was acting like a tomato was her daughter

Mal 2: She wasn't pretending, you are just suffering from the crazy hot paradox

by bbcjb June 27, 2012