The wife and kid

*Work and responsibility / the real world

I know you are having a wonderful time in Fiji, but don't forget to come back home to the wife and kid...

by Richard Stratton September 24, 2015

Boy Kid

A pledge running to clean up before pledge master whoops him.

" Aye, look at that boy kid running."

" I wonder if that boy kid is late for cleans"

" Why that boy kid looking so nice"

by MonstaManny April 7, 2025

Kids

A broken condom, derived from the word headache

Those aint my kids

by fuckmyass67 December 11, 2018

yugioh kids

yugioh kids are really annoying nerd birds that play yugioh all day everywhere it doesn't matter what time it is they are playing yugioh

those yugioh kids never stop playing yugioh i wonder how?

by i like to eat big poopoos October 22, 2019

Green Screen Kid

An annoying kid that will steal your videos they will also chill in the corner of the video and sit there reacting. Sometimes these kids will go even farther and make there icons smaller or even hide there face all together luckily you can spot them just by seeing the "Greenscreen with username" I have no idea why youtube added this feature its just there for kids to steal and farm views.

Green Screen Kids are used for stealing videos and getting a million views.

Green Screen Kid: Hey look a new video i can steal!

Creator: Nuh uh you will not steal my videos.

Green Screen Kid: Do you think you can take down my videos i bet you cant lol!

Creator: I will take down your videos and demonetize your videos.

Green Screen Kid: You will not ta-

Creator: Now that kid can't steal my videos!

by mwj_j May 6, 2024

Fortnite Kid

An individual who is severely autistic and plays fortnite 24-7. Whenever this fucking cunts go in public they start doing emotes such as the Orange Justice and THE GRIDDY. They always shout into their $0.00003 crusty ass microphones and swear every second they get. You can hear their poor mummies shouting at them to eat dinner and they come back in less than 2 seconds to play fortnite. These rats always have a forntite accent, and always say "dogwater" and "yeayeayeayea", "I slept with your mum". THEY HAVE THE CRINGIEST USERNAMES like 69, noobplayer.

E.g: 5 year-old little Timmy is stuck in creative mode, shouting at everyone who 200-pumps him and has a real life. Timmy is a fortnite kid.

by Rico Lin March 7, 2024

Protect Kids

You're not though. You COULD HAVE protected though kids in Texas by DOING WHAT I TOLD YOU TO DO... And instead you tried to PRETEND doing this was "protecting your kids" and now that those kids in Texas are dead it is clear to everyone watch that you literally only care about USING YOUR KIDS to get away with malfeasance. It's trying to set a precedent that your kids justify what ever it is you do.

Hym "You had an opportunity to protect kids and you didn't. You know how I found out about the 'rare form of schizophrenia' that caused that school shooting? Someone left a news article about in front of the computer I have to use to sign into at work. They wanted me to see that I was right. So, doing what you are doing got your kids killed and I am going to make you count the number of times you've done it. So it isn't about protecting kids. Protecting kids is the false pretense you are using and you are perfectly fine with the fact they will pay the price. You have used this to protect -12 kids. It's throwing salt over your shoulder when you spill the pepper. It's child sacrifice in the form of a rain dance."

by Hym Iam April 8, 2025